30+ Best Christmas Poems Jokes

Best Christmas Poems Jokes we’ve ever heard! Not only is it funny, but it also makes us think about being thankful for what we get under the Christmas tree


Shel Silverstein
I made myself a snowball,
As perfect as could be,
I thought I’d keep it as a pet,
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas,
And a pillow for its head,
Then last night it ran away,
But first – it wet the bed!

Twas The Month After Christmas

Twas the month after Christmas and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.

The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I’d taste.
All the holiday parties had gone to my waist.

When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).

I’d remember the marvelous meals I’d prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,

The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I’d never said, “No thank you, please.”

As I dressed myself in my husband’s old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt —

I said to myself, as I only can
“You can’t spend a winter disguised as a man!”

So–away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruitcake, every cracker and chip

Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
Till all the additional ounces have vanished.

I won’t have a cookie–not even a lick.
I’ll want only to chew on a long celery stick.

Humorous Christmas Poems

Poems and poetry have existed since antiquity, in nearly all languages. Christmas Poems or pieces of poetry, such as seen in this collection of Humorous Christmas Poems, consists of a composition in verse (either blank or rhyming) which is characterized by imagination and poetic diction and the words of which reflect the festive season. We hope you enjoy the words of this festive poetry, Humorous Christmas Poems.

Humorous Christmas Poems – Wassailing

The old English poems which form part of this collection have a theme of Wassailing running through them. “Wassail” is an old English word for a toast similar to “Good Health” and the wassail is the content of the glass or goblet consisting of ale or wine flavored with sugar and spices.

Humorous Christmas Poems

The festive season really does bring happiness and good cheer. And everyone enjoys having a laugh. What a great way to bring a smile to your face by reading some of the selection of humorous Xmas poems. Some are old and some of them are new.