8+ Best Christmas Poems For Adults

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Christmas Figure

Most people love to eat,

That’s everyone’s weakness

Especially on holidays,

There’s a lot of sweets,

But after holiday,

We face this figure problem

Had bulky sides and huge belly

So the main goal now is to be SEXY!

Come, Santa

Once upon a time,

I made a wish while holding a dime,

“I wish Santa come here on


Put something special on my socks”.

So every night,

I watch out for Santa,

Waiting for a huge guy with huge belly to show up.

Then one night, my wish came true.

I saw someone huge near on my socks,

Putting something there,

I was shocked it was my DAD!

Christmas Cheer!

Christmas is my favorite,

Filling my desk with gifts,

Christmas party there and here,

Bringing so much Christmas cheer.
But guys, just take it easy.

Eat treats and drink beer moderately.

For when Christmas is over,

You won’t have a huge belly!


Christmas is here,

Kids wish for plenty,

And our pockets get empty,

Santa is praised, you get to pay.

How I wish to see,

The day I send Santa the bill,

So he knows that empty pockets can kill,

Christmas is here so let’s all make merry.


Christmas ruins all my efforts around the house,

And after months of workouts and celery sticks,

Christmas comes and suddenly I can’t limit my pick,

Even though I know

I’ll need to get a larger blouse.

So I decided to write to the Santa again,

Asking why he let all the holidays go to my waist,

Post-Christmas does not have such a great taste,

Every last bit of food that

I like must be banished.



My father knows the proper way,

To make it sweet, a perfect day,

When it’s Christmas he wears his pants rolled,

Now I know he has truly grown old.

I was embarrassed to walk with him,

His beard

I wished

I could trim,

I saw him loving the mess

I made on the wall,

Now I’m sure to love him with no fear at all.


I work,

I buy but the bearded man gets my credits,

My milk and cookies everyone loves,

but he gets my credits, At the end of the day,

they look forward to the man with the beard,

For though

I do my best Christmas is still about the man with the beard.

Christmas is the only time that nobody wants to be intelligent,

Mature men drink themselves silly, looking unenlightened,

The strangeness of the day and the normal abnormality can lead Santa to be frightened,

At the end of it all, the big bellied man gets all the credits that come with Christmas!


Merry Christmas,

Merry Christmas,

Christmas is here,

Dance, celebrate and make merry with good cheer,

I slide down your chimney and sometimes hurt my butt,

But hey! It’s all worth it coz I get to eat the candy and milk.

Many wish to be slim with fat bank account,

But why their houses full of cheese, rum balls and beer,

Enjoy Christmas is my joy and greatest cheer, After dropping my gifts I shout ho!

Ho! Ho! With a belly full of wipe cream!

On the side note, these funny

Christmas poems aim to make someone or whoever to laugh and smile, not to offend.

When shared right, this will surely give fun to someone’s Christmas.

This can also a perfect Christmas gift to anyone to cheer them up.